February 2012
898 posts
At the midnight premiere.
Employee at theater: Um, ma'am you can't enter the theater with those arrows.
Me: And why not?
Employee: Because it's a danger to everyone else. You could accidentally hurt someone.
Me: Do you know who I am?
Employee: Um -
Me: DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? I AM KATNISS FREAKING EVERDEEN.
Employee: I don't care who you are, you can't take those in.
Me: FIRE IS CATCHING!
Employee: But -
Me: AND IF WE BURN
Employee: Wh -
Me: YOU BURN WITH US.
Employee:
Me: Don't make me use these arrows.
Kristen: Rob, we are not going to the Oscars this year, right?
Robert: No, it's boring
Kristen: Ooo thank god,I....
Robert: the MTV movie awards are so much better
Kristen: what?
Robert: they have at least a best kiss award
Kristen: The whole part of the book is something that I read thousands of times. It was oddly emotional the first time i got to [the wedding] set and saw everything and everybody.
Rob: Yeah, you were really sweet when you first showed up.
Kristen: Oh, shush.
Ellen Degeneres for President.
